Riles for dating my daughter
Luttrell caused a sensation on Facebook by posting a list of requirements that any potential match to his daughter should meet.
The post has been shared about 4,900 times and “liked” by over 39,000 people.
In other words, Luttrell literally has an army at the ready to defend his daughter!
Luttrell goes on to say that if the boy makes the cut, then he can talk to his daughter over the phone, provided Luttrell holds the phone. Finally, he says he wants to get a chastity belt made “w/ a SEAL trident engraved on it [that] reads ‘Ask father for key.’ He’s the 6’5 250lbs tattooed maniac that’s chained to the wall.
I was raised with a very Christian, very Southern mother. You can only imagine what it was like being raised by perfection.
She quit her church choir when they added a tambourine.
Just because this is a commonality does not mean that it will be happening with my daughter.
Once upon a time, callow young men almost always met their dates' dads.
As time passed, you learned to pick up your dates before the cocktail hour, before her dad was feeling extra social and likely to utter the worst words you'd ever heard: "Sit down, son. He meant: "Have I ever bored your folks with pointless stories at lousy holiday parties?Please don't be embarrassed but you look ridiculous and so do your friends.I realize that you are just following the latest trends because you aren’t original in your choices so let’s come to a negotiation: You may come to the door with your under clothes showing and your pants too big or too small, and I will not comment.Do you have rules for who your kids can and can not date?Marcus Luttrell, the retired Navy SEAL whose memoir Lone Survivor was made into an Oscar-nominated movie starring Mark Wahlberg, does.